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Through the eyes of Visiting Alien.

53 everyday things, re-seen by a visiting alien.

The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a baby shower

The colony has convened to celebrate an organism that has not yet arrived.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a Berlin techno rave

The organisms have gathered in a lightless chamber to be struck, repeatedly, by sound.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a Black Friday sale

The colony has designated one dawn per solar cycle as a sanctioned frenzy.

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The Visiting Alien Kitchen

a coffee mug

The organisms cannot begin their functional cycle without first ingesting a heated liquid, and they have engineered a dedicated vessel for this purpose.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a doomsday prepper bunker

The specimen has excavated a chamber beneath its dwelling and filled it with everything required to continue existing after the end of existing.

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The Visiting Alien Home

a doorbell

The dwelling is fitted with a summoning device: a small illuminated stud beside the primary aperture, positioned at the height of a standing adult's hand.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a first date

Two members of the species have arranged to sit across a small elevated surface and evaluate whether their genetic material should be permitted to combine.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a funeral

The colony gathers to attend a specimen that has ceased.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a furry convention

The organisms have gathered in a climate-controlled hall to become, temporarily, other organisms.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a goodbye at the airport gate

Specimen pair, adult humans, observed at the boundary of a departure terminal.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a grandmother's kitchen

The oldest female of the dwelling maintains a chamber optimized entirely for the application of heat to organic matter.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a group project meeting

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a gym in January

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a gym mirror selfie

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a hospital waiting room

Specimen cluster: sixteen humans, sedentary, arranged in bolted rows facing no shared object.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a house party at 3am

The dwelling has reached a state I can only describe as thermal and acoustic overload, yet the specimens will not leave.

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The Visiting Alien Home

a houseplant

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a job interview

Two humans have arranged themselves on opposite sides of a flat surface to perform a ritual of mutual assessment.

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The Visiting Alien Home

a laundry basket

The dominant organism in this dwelling maintains a woven vessel dedicated to fabric it has declared unfit.

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The Visiting Alien Kitchen

a microwave

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a middle school dance

The colony has gathered its smaller specimens, not yet fully calcified into adult proportions, into a darkened rectangular chamber and instructed them…

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The Visiting Alien Home

a mirror

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a music festival

The colony has designated a fenced enclosure of trampled grass and instructed roughly forty thousand members to converge inside it and stand.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a nightclub bathroom queue

A corridor of the loud dark structure produces a single-file column of females, always females, standing rigid outside a smaller chamber that emits…

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The Visiting Alien On you

a pair of shoes

The organism cannot tolerate direct contact between its lowest limbs and the surface of the planet.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a park bench

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a parking lot

The colony has cleared a vast rectangle of ground, sealed it under a black hydrocarbon crust, and painted parallel white lines across it at regular…

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The Visiting Alien Kitchen

a refrigerator

The colony maintains one cold shrine per dwelling.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a revolving door

The colony has installed a barrier that is also an aperture, and the contradiction does not appear to trouble them.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a séance

Six specimens have arranged themselves in a closed ring around a low wooden platform, palms flattened against its surface, smallest digits touching so…

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a self-checkout machine

The colony has erected small altars where the human may absolve itself of a communal ritual it once required another of its kind to perform.

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The Visiting Alien On you

a set of keys

The human carries a cluster of small serrated metal tongues, bound together at one end by a ring, and it will not be parted from them.

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The Visiting Alien On you

a shopping receipt

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The Visiting Alien Home

a shower

The organism enters a small vertical chamber, seals itself inside, and voluntarily triggers a controlled indoor rainfall onto its own dorsal surface.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a silent disco

The colony has assembled several hundred specimens in a single enclosure to perform coordinated locomotion, and yet the space is nearly silent.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a spin class

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a TikTok live stream

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a traffic jam

The organisms have arranged themselves into a stationary river.

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The Visiting Alien Kitchen

a vending machine

The colony maintains illuminated boxes that hoard sustenance and refuse to surrender it without ritual.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a voicemail from someone gone

The colony preserves the voices of the dead.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a wedding

The colony has assembled in a temperature-controlled hall to observe two members bind themselves together with words.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a work call on mute

The human has entered a small enclosure and sealed itself away from its colony to speak with faces trapped inside a lit rectangle.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

a yoga retreat

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

an airport at 5am

The colony has a chamber built for waiting, and they arrive at it before their star has risen.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

an elevator

The colony has installed vertical transport chambers inside their dwelling-stacks, and their behavior within these chambers is the most anomalous data…

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The Visiting Alien On you

an umbrella

The organism carries a folded membrane on a rigid central spine, sheathed and dormant, until the atmosphere begins depositing liquid from above.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

doomscrolling at 2am

Specimen at rest, yet not resting.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

getting left on read

The human has produced a communication and released it into the glowing tablet.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

holding a newborn

The colony has produced a new specimen, and the transfer protocol is unlike anything previously logged.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

moving out of a childhood bedroom

The specimen is dismantling a chamber it has occupied for approximately two decades.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

sitting with a pet at the vet

The colony maintains a specialized structure for the surrender of smaller organisms.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

the first night in an empty apartment

The dwelling-unit has been emptied of all soft objects.

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The Visiting Alien Out in the world

the last day at a job you loved

The specimen has entered a state I can only classify as ritual mourning without a corpse.

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