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How to Earth

Through the eyes of House Cat.

39 everyday things, re-seen by a house cat.

The House Cat Out in the world

a baby shower

They have gathered in my living room to celebrate a human that does not yet exist.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a Berlin techno rave

My human came home last night smelling of other people.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a Black Friday sale

My human returned last night in a state I have only ever seen in myself, and only during a hunt.

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The House Cat Kitchen

a coffee mug

My human has one clay vessel it loves more than it loves me, and it isn't even warm most of the day.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a doomsday prepper bunker

My human has dug a den beneath the ground and filled it with more food than it could eat in nine lives, which for a human means one.

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The House Cat Home

a doorbell

My human has installed a small paranoid god by the entrance, and now it answers to a chime instead of to me.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a first date

My human spent the afternoon smelling like fruit that does not exist in nature, standing before the mirror, arranging and rearranging the fur on its…

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The House Cat Out in the world

a funeral

My human put on the black wool that smells of the cedar closet, the coat it only wears when the sky has done something wrong, and we did not go…

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The House Cat Out in the world

a furry convention

My human packed a bag last night, and inside it was another face.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a gym in January

My human has brought home a paper collar it wears around its wrist, and now the whole apartment reeks of ambition.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a haunted house

My human paid to be frightened, which is the single most human decision I have ever witnessed.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a house party at 3am

The good ones have finally gone, and the warmth has begun to leave with them.

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The House Cat Home

a houseplant

My human has brought home a rival, and it cannot even walk.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a job interview

My human is practicing being liked at the mirror again.

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The House Cat Home

a laundry basket

My human has provided me a boat.

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The House Cat Kitchen

a microwave

My human keeps a growling box on the counter, above my head, in territory I have not yet annexed.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a middle school dance

My human's smaller human came home tonight smelling of sugar and fear, and I understood at once that it had been to war.

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The House Cat Home

a mirror

My human owns a portrait of a cat that lives inside the wall, and it is furious that I refuse to acknowledge it.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a music festival

My human paid to stand in a field and be uncomfortable.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a nightclub bathroom queue

My human left a warm apartment, a full food dish, and the good patch of moon on the rug to come stand in a line like this.

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The House Cat On you

a pair of shoes

My human keeps its feet in little leather cages by the door, and every morning it kneels to lock itself into them like a prisoner grateful for the…

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The House Cat Out in the world

a park bench

My human led me nowhere today, then sat down on it.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a parking lot

My human parks the metal box in a field of identical metal boxes, then stands there, blinking, having forgotten where it left the one that matters.

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The House Cat Kitchen

a refrigerator

My human keeps a cold white cabinet in the kitchen that hums to itself all night, a low steady purr, and I resent that it makes this sound without me.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a revolving door

The humans have installed a door that goes nowhere and keeps them for a while first.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a séance

My human has gathered its friends in the dark to speak with the dead, which is a thing I do every night, silently, from the top of the bookshelf,…

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The House Cat Out in the world

a self-checkout machine

My human has found a new friend who does not love it back, and I am delighted.

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The House Cat On you

a set of keys

My human carries a small ring of jagged metal everywhere it goes, patting its pocket in a panic at every doorway to confirm the ring is still there.

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The House Cat On you

a shopping receipt

My human keeps the strip of paper.

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The House Cat Home

a shower

Every morning my human enters the small tiled cell and voluntarily stands under falling water.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a spin class

My human pays to be shouted at in the dark.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a TikTok live stream

My human has begun performing for the glowing rectangle as though it were royalty.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a traffic jam

My human has trapped itself inside the moving-box on purpose, and now the box has stopped moving, and this, apparently, is a tragedy.

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The House Cat Kitchen

a vending machine

My human stood before the humming box for a full minute, feeding it thin paper and small coins, as if the box had earned them.

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The House Cat Out in the world

a wedding

My human stood in the tallest room I have ever not been invited to, wearing white, which is the color of the fur I shed onto black trousers as a gift,…

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The House Cat Out in the world

a yoga retreat

My human paid to leave the house and go be uncomfortable somewhere with worse blankets.

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The House Cat Out in the world

an airport at 5am

My human dragged the wheeled box out of the closet at an hour when even the birds have the decency to stay quiet, and now we are somewhere I did not…

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The House Cat Home

an alarm clock

My human has appointed a small screaming box to be its master, and me its witness.

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The House Cat On you

an umbrella

My human owns a machine for arguing with the sky.

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