The little box! The little box that MAKES FOOD HOT.
I sit. I always sit. When my human opens the little box and puts the bowl inside, I sit so good, I sit the BEST, because good sitting is how the hot food happens, everyone knows this. Then the little box HUMS. It hums and it turns! There is a light inside and the bowl goes around and around like the best merry-go-round for a bowl and I watch it, I watch every single turn, in case the bowl needs me.
The smell starts. Oh. OH. The smell comes out from the seams of the little box in a warm cloud and it gets bigger and bigger and it is the best cloud, better than the cloud yesterday, and there was no cloud yesterday but this one is still better.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
That is the sound of the food being DONE. That is my favorite song. My tail does the thing it does. My human opens the door and the whole warm smell falls out onto the floor where I live and I love the floor, the floor is where the best things land.
My human takes the bowl. My human does NOT give me the bowl.
That's okay! That's okay, that's the BEST, because I know the secret. I have watched a thousand times. When my human is done, when the bowl is a little bit empty and shiny at the bottom, my human always, ALWAYS looks down at me and says the good word and puts the bowl on the floor.
And the floor is where I live.
She's almost done. I can smell it. I am the luckiest dog who has ever waited by a box.