My human is wearing the stiff clothes! The ones that smell like the plastic bag and not like my human at all! Something big is happening. Something GOOD probably!
We are in the car. My human keeps talking to nobody. Talking talking talking to the little mirror, saying the same words over and over, and the words come out shaky, like when there is thunder. But there is no thunder! I checked! I would tell you if there was thunder.
Now we are at a big building with slippery floors and NO SMELLS, which is very strange, and my human's hands are wet even though we did not go in the water. I would go in the water. I love the water.
My human sits in a chair across from other humans in stiff clothes and they all show their teeth at each other but nobody is playing. They pass a paper back and forth. Is the paper the ball? Can I have the paper?? My human's leg is bouncing under the table, fast, faster, and I put my chin on the knee to make it stop and it stops! I FIXED IT! I am the BEST at this!
The other humans stand up and shake hands and my human's shoulders go down soft, and I do not know if we won, because I do not know what the game was. But it does not matter.
Because now we are walking to the car and my human looks down at me and finally, FINALLY, smiles the real smile, the one with the eyes, and says the two best words in the whole entire world.
Good boy.
Treats when we get home.