My human is doing the thing where they look at themselves in the shiny wall! There are TWO of my human now! One real one and one flat one that lives INSIDE the wall and I love both of them SO MUCH.
My human is very quiet. My human lifts up the little glowing bone and points it at the wall-human. My human makes a serious face. Not the happy face! A face like it is smelling something far away. Chin up. Belly tight. This is a hunting face and I do not know what we are hunting but I am READY.
CLICK. My human looks down at the little bone. Frowns. Looks up at the wall-human again. Chin up AGAIN. CLICK. Again! We are doing it again! I love doing things again!
The wall smells like ten thousand humans who were all here being serious in front of it. The floor is soft and squishy and I would like to eat it. There is a ball three rooms away, I can smell it, it is the BEST ball, but that is later.
My human keeps looking at the flat wall-human, checking, worried, like the flat one might get it wrong. But the flat one loves you! The flat one is doing GREAT! You are BOTH perfect! You are my whole entire everything, both of you, all the way to the wall and back!
Oh! My human is smiling now. My human put the bone away. My human is looking at ME.
That is the best one. That was always going to be the best one.
Now we go home and there is cheese.