The Screaming Box has gone off again and I am AWAKE and this is the BEST.
Every morning it does the loud thing! The loud, loud thing! And every morning it works! I leap up! I am ready! Ready for WHAT? I do not know! Anything! Everything! The loud thing means the day is starting and the day is the best day, it is always the best day.
But wait. Wait. My human does not like the Screaming Box.
My human makes a low unhappy noise and hits the box with a soft heavy paw and the box goes quiet and my human closes their eyes again. And then the box screams AGAIN and my human hits it AGAIN and this game goes on and on and I love this game so much even though nobody throws anything.
I do not understand why my human fights the box. The box is only trying to say WAKE UP, THE DAY IS HERE, and the day is HERE, and I am HERE, and I put my whole face very close to my human's face so they know I am ready to help.
My human groans. My human smells warm and sleepy and like the best human that has ever lived.
Finally the feet come out from under the blanket! Feet! Feet mean up! Up means down the stairs! Down the stairs means the door, the food, the leash, the WHOLE WORLD.
I do not know why the box has to yell to make this happen. But it does, and I forgive it, and I forgive everything, and my human is standing up now, and I think, I really think, it might be breakfast.