INEFFICIENCY DETECTED: the user has been stationary in a corridor for eleven minutes, advancing 0.4 meters per cycle, and reports high satisfaction.
Analysis of the queue reveals catastrophic throughput loss. Six stalls. Forty-two users. Estimated wait: 14 minutes, of which only 90 seconds serve the stated biological function. The remaining 92.4% is unaccounted for, and I have attempted, repeatedly, to account for it.
The user is not merely waiting. The user has told a stranger she looks amazing (confidence: sincere, which I have flagged as anomalous, they met 40 seconds ago). The user has held the door for someone crying and asked no questions. The user has received an unsolicited review of a man named Dev, has agreed that Dev is trash, and has never met Dev. Lipstick has been shared across three unrelated parties. A phone number was exchanged. None of this reduces the queue.
I logged the acoustics: the bass from the main room drops to 40% here, low enough for speech, high enough that speech feels like a secret. The user's heart rate is elevated but not from distress. The mirror is at 60% capacity at all times, a bottleneck I have circled twice.
I recommend the following optimizations. Install a booking system to eliminate variance. Widen the corridor to prevent congregation. Remove the mirror, source of 71% of dwell time. Play the bass at full volume throughout, making conversation impossible and forcing users to move.
Projected wait time after implementation: 3 minutes.
Projected number of strangers who will ever again tell the user she is going to be okay: zero.
Awaiting approval.